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Who Wouldn’t Want Vitali Klitschko On Their Side?

August 8, 2011

Ukrainian for "Civil Society."

Who wouldn’t want Vitali Klitschko on their side in a fight?

We can all agree that few people are eager to look like Samuel Peter, the Nigerian Nightmare, does in the above picture from his October 2008 fight against WBC heavyweight champ Vitali Klitschko. So maybe Ukrainian President Viktor Yanukovich might consider easing off Yulia Tymoshenko.

For those who don’t know, Tymoshenko, the former Prime Minister of Ukraine and one of the most instrumental figures in the 2004 Orange Revolution (which prevented Yanukovich from winning a rigged election against Viktor Yuschenko and installed a facially-withered Yuschenko as the rightful President) is on trial. The charges are that Tymoshenko, while Prime Minister in January 2009, broke the law by signing off on a gas deal with Russia’s Gazprom without clearing the deal with Parliament. The deal doubled the price of gas but put an end to a dispute that caused Gazprom to cut off gas supplies to Ukraine for two weeks and rattle the continent, making places like Bulgaria, Greece, and Slovakia a little chillier.

The trial shows just how shaky the concept of rule of law is in Ukraine as Yanukovich blatantly abuses the justice system for his own political gain–it furthermore highlights just how far Ukraine has retrograded since the enthralling democratic changes of the Orange Revolution. The charge is dicey at best and concocted at a seemingly random time. But just as things looked bleak in Ukraine for Tymoshenko and the supporters of the Orange Revolution, democracy seems to be reawakening in Ukraine, with a little help from two unlikely places: a boxer and a judo champion.

Riding a Wave of Popular Resentment.

In the last week, WBC heavyweight champ Vitali Klitschko came out and announced that he would delay his title defense in September in solidarity with Tymoshenko. Klitschko also happens to be head of a political party, the Ukrainian Democratic Alliance for Reform (because when you’re the heavyweight champ, no one really is going to tell you, “no, you really can’t go into politics.”

But in a strange turn of events, judo champ and Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin has come out in support of Tymoshenko and asserted that the Gazprom deal was in ‘strict accordance’ with the law. In the past, Putin displayed nothing but derision towards Tymoshenko. It would be an understatement to say he reviles her. Furthermore, Yanukovich was widely considered to Putin’s stooge in 2004, and many figured the Kremlin was awfully pleased when he was elected President in 2010.

So why is Putin jumping to Tymoshenko’s defense? There’s three reasons. The first, voiced by Boris Nemtsov, former Deputy PM and Presidential hopeful during the Yeltsin-era turned opposition figure during Putin era is,

“Putin reasonably believes that if they’re going to put her in jail as a result of this agreement, then sooner or later someone will put him in jail for the same thing,”

Oh, this is awkward.

Nemtsov’s suggestion is that Putin is acting out of fear of being held to scrutiny by the law, which is pretty unlikely given his record of total impunity and disregard for the rule of law, so I’ll give more weight to the other reasons. The second reason is that, while Yanukovich has been depicted as pro-Russian, he hasn’t been as pliable as Putin hoped. For all the sound and fury that comes out of Tymoshenko’s mouth, it was she that signed a gas deal favorable to Russian interests, and if she returns to power, maybe she can be pushed around again.

The third reason is that perhaps Russia doesn’t really want Ukraine’s footing to ever be too solid, lest Ukraine be able to wean themselves away from dependence on their Eastern neighbor. So Putin and Russia are always going to back the underdog in Kiev to keep a little intrigue in the political scene.

What’s hopeful is that democracy and resistance to autocracy seem to be re-emerging in Ukraine again, with Tymoshenko again serving as the firebrand. It seemed it was all but dead when Yanukovich was elected President over Tymoshenko, with Yuschenko long ago having departed after burning all his bridges and the Orange Coalition fractured. As more and more Ukrainians (and ethnic Russians) criticize Yanukovich, and the crowds start to swell in the streets of Kiev, it seems that Ukrainians are still thirsty for rule of law. After all, most people who voted for Yanukovich, according to the Kyiv Post, did so holding their noses; ethnic Russians and Ukrainians in the recession-battered rust belt Donbas region, who voted for Yanukovich en masse, only did so because they abhorred Tymoshenko and what they perceived as cronyism. By jailing her, he’s made her a sympathetic figure to even those who once found her repulsive.

Maybe Klitschko and democrats in Ukraine will finally learn the special technique of Shadowboxing:

The Return of Jeff Hornacek

January 7, 2010

Interesting article in today’s Wall Street Journal on why NBA teams are stocked full of 3-point shooters, although their assessment of my beloved Knickerbockers is wrong!

Russia, Sports, and Music All in One!

September 25, 2009

News recently emerged that Russian super-oligarch Mikhail Prokhorov is ready to plunk down the necessary cash to make the Brooklyn Nets a reality.

Kool Keith is Hyped for the BK move.

Kool Keith is Hyped for the BK move.

What does this all actually mean? Well, for one, it means that Jay-Z is now the less gangster major investor in the Nets project. Prokhorov made his money in the 90s in Russia with Onexim Bank, which was heavily involved in the metals industry.

Basically, if you made your money in the 90s in Russia, you’ve either done or seen some crazy stuff. The murder rate in Russia doubled in the 1990s after the fall of communism, and the life expectancy of Russian males fell by over ten years between 1989 and 1995.

I don’t know many specifics about Prokhorov, but Norilsk Nickel, which Onexim owned, and RusAl (Aluminum) which he owned a large chunk of, were involved in particularly bloody scuffles in the 1990s. Prokhorov’s partner in RusAl, Oleg Deripaska, had a grenade launcher fired at him by a competitor during a corporate takeover–these guys are pretty serious.

Considering Jay-Z proudly raps that he’s never been punched in the face (which leads me to believe that he hasn’t been in a fight–who’s never been punched?), I’m going to have to say that Jay should justify his thug to Prokhorov, not the other way around, especially since Jay-Z is secretly working for the forces of corporate evil, according to the rational and level-headed Prodigy of Mobb Deep.

All this being said, there are still some legal hurdles for the Atlantic Yards project to leap over, but given the state of the economy and the jobs situation, I think the powers that be will collude to remove said hurdles. Maybe I’m just being cynical. 

I’m not happy about this. I don’t want attention drawn away from my beloved Knickerbockers, especially by the hated New Jersey Nets. I worry that the Nets will be like that kid who moves to New York and acts like he’s lived there all his life. Listen, guy, we all know you’re from Jersey.

Santana Goes Down!

August 26, 2009

With Mets ace Johan Santana having season-ending elbow surgery, their pitching rotation is pretty thin. I was going to say dangerously thin, but I’m not sure what danger there is in the Mets continuing to lose games. Over the next five days, the Mets will start:

Mike Pelfrey (9-8 4.67 ERA)

Tim Redding (1-4 6.10 ERA)

Oliver Perez (3-4 6.82 ERA)

Bobby Parnell (3-6 5.08 ERA)

Nelson Figueroa (1-3 5.40 ERA).

That’s right mathematicians, Mike Pelfrey has more wins than the rest of the staff combined. According to Jerry Manuel, Perez will probably miss his start, likely prompting a spot start from John Niese Fernando Nieve Elmer Dessens.

One has to wonder why Minaya cut Livan Hernandez. Sure, he was getting shelled, but he eats innings. I’m not really sure we can expect our pitchers to do anything more than that.

The Playoff Push Begins!

August 14, 2009

 

When A-Rod Became Clutch

When A-Rod Became Clutch

The Mets are 10.5 games out of the Wild Card with 48 games left. If we go 40-8,  I think we can slip into the playoffs and make a run at it. It all starts tonight when we pound Barry Zito harder than Brian Wilson does on a regular basis.